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When you’ve hit your limit, let the shirt do the talking. The “Ask your mother. I’m done.” tee is every dad’s official sign-off. Whether it’s the fifth snack request before noon or explaining how magnets work for the third time today.
With bold, no-nonsense typography and a clean, statement-forward design, this shirt delivers pure dad energy: tired, sarcastic, and 100% done. Made from ultra-soft, breathable fabric, it’s built for weekend survival mode, carpool chaos, and backyard negotiations.
The perfect gift for new dads, veteran dads, or any man one question away from a meltdown. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and point to it when the next “why?” comes your way.
Because sometimes, the best parenting move is delegation... with style.
Product features
- Without side seams for a smooth look
- Highly elastic ribbed collar retains shape
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for comfort
- Ethically produced and certified for safety.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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