"I Love My Kids, Just Not Right Now"

Being a dad is a full-time job with zero breaks, and this shirt gets it.

Bold, funny, and painfully honest, the “I love my kids. Just not right now.” tee is for every father who's ever needed five minutes of peace and a gallon of coffee. Designed with a vintage-retro twist and typography that speaks louder than your inside voice, this shirt pairs perfectly with exhaustion, sarcasm, and whatever's clean. Made for those moments when you're present... but running on fumes.

Printed on soft, breathable fabric with high-quality inks, it holds up through spills, tantrums, and the occasional existential crisis. Whether you're chasing toddlers or dodging PTA duties, wear your truth like a badge of honor. Because fatherhood is hard—but your wardrobe doesn’t have to be.

Product features
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel.
- Without side seams to minimize fabric waste and enhance style.
- Ribbed collar retains its shape and fits comfortably.
- Ethically produced with US cotton and certified for safety.
- Classic fit suitable for both formal and casual occasions.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors