Dreams? Yeah, those were nice. But now you’ve got lunchboxes to pack, toys to trip over, and goldfish crackers in places goldfish should never be. This shirt says it all so you don’t have to: “I used to have dreams. Now I have kids.”
Crafted for the dad who swapped his rockstar fantasy for preschool pickup, this bold, premium tee is equal parts hilarious and painfully relatable. The design features high-impact typography with just enough edge to make other dads nod in solemn respect. Soft, breathable fabric ensures it’s comfy enough for playground duty, dad naps, or hiding in the garage “fixing something.”
This is not just a shirt, it’s therapy with sleeves. Wear your truth. Embrace the chaos. And maybe, just maybe, finish your coffee while it’s still hot.
Product features - Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste - Highly elastic ribbed collar retains its shape - Shoulder tape prevents stretching and adds durability - Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for year-round comfort - Ethically produced with US cotton and Oeko-Tex certified for safety.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
