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Kids for Lease. Long Term Only.
$25.99
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Why this shirt hits
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Some deals you can’t back out of. This shirt says what every dad knows: once you sign up for kids, the contract is binding and there’s no early termination clause. “Kids for Lease. Long Term Only.” is the perfect blend of sarcasm and brutal honesty, wrapped in a retro, distressed design that feels like an old rental ad gone wrong. Made for the dad who pays in sleepless nights, endless snacks, and free taxi rides, this tee is equal parts comedy and confession. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, it’s built to survive playdates, tantrums, and family road trips. Wear it proudly, because fatherhood isn’t short-term, but at least you can laugh about it.
Dad Swag Co. — Wear what you’re thinking.
Product features
- Seamless design minimizes fabric waste for a sleek look.
- Elastic ribbed collar retains its shape effortlessly.
- Shoulder tape adds durability and prevents stretching.
- Crafted from soft, durable, 100% ring-spun cotton for all-day comfort.
- Ethically made, certified safe, and built to last through any occasion.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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