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I’d Die for My Kids. Living With Them Is the Hard Part. Funny Dad Shirt
$29.99
Free US shipping · Printed to order · Secure checkout
Why this shirt hits
You’d take a bullet for them. Surviving breakfast is the part nobody warned you about.
A soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton T-shirt with a modern classic fit. Fiber content varies by color. Available in S–3XL; check the size guide before ordering.
Care: machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) with similar colors; do not bleach; tumble dry low; iron low; do not dry clean.
Printed to order. Free standard shipping in the US.
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