They said having kids would change your life. They didn’t say it would change your bathroom privacy. This shirt is for every dad who’s had a toddler barge in mid-stream to ask where the blue crayon went. It’s for the guy who hasn’t peed alone since diapers - theirs, not his. Equal parts truth and sarcasm, this is your daily PSA: parenting is a full-contact sport, and no door lock can save you.
Product features - Without side seams for a smooth and attractive look. - Highly elastic ribbed collar retains its shape. - Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment to prevent stretching. - Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, durable feel. - Ethically produced with Oeko-Tex certification for safety and quality.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
