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  • Pro Tip: You’ll Never Pee Alone
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  • Pro Tip: You’ll Never Pee Alone
  • Pro Tip: You’ll Never Pee Alone
  • Pro Tip: You’ll Never Pee Alone
  • Pro Tip: You’ll Never Pee Alone
  • Pro Tip: You’ll Never Pee Alone
  • Pro Tip: You’ll Never Pee Alone
  • Pro Tip: You’ll Never Pee Alone
  • Pro Tip: You’ll Never Pee Alone
  • Pro Tip: You’ll Never Pee Alone
  • Pro Tip: You’ll Never Pee Alone
  • Pro Tip: You’ll Never Pee Alone
  • Pro Tip: You’ll Never Pee Alone
  • Pro Tip: You’ll Never Pee Alone
  • Pro Tip: You’ll Never Pee Alone
  • Pro Tip: You’ll Never Pee Alone
  • Pro Tip: You’ll Never Pee Alone
  • Pro Tip: You’ll Never Pee Alone
  • Pro Tip: You’ll Never Pee Alone
Pro Tip: You’ll Never Pee Alone

Pro Tip: You’ll Never Pee Alone

$21.99
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They said having kids would change your life. They didn’t say it would change your bathroom privacy. This shirt is for every dad who’s had a toddler barge in mid-stream to ask where the blue crayon went. It’s for the guy who hasn’t peed alone since diapers - theirs, not his. Equal parts truth and sarcasm, this is your daily PSA: parenting is a full-contact sport, and no door lock can save you.

Product features
- Without side seams for a smooth and attractive look.
- Highly elastic ribbed collar retains its shape.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment to prevent stretching.
- Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, durable feel.
- Ethically produced with Oeko-Tex certification for safety and quality.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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