New Dad Gift Ideas That Are Actually Funny

New Dad Gift Ideas That Are Actually Funny

New dads are entering a world of tiny socks, impossible car seats, strange noises, and sleep measured in rumors. A funny gift can help him feel seen before he fully understands what just happened to his schedule.

The best new dad gifts are useful, lighthearted, and honest. A funny shirt is easy to wear around the house, on errands, or during the thousandth stroller walk of the week.

I Used to Have Dreams, Now I Have Kids is a strong pick for a first-time dad adjusting to the new normal. Pro Tip: You'll Never Pee Alone is another painfully accurate option for parents discovering that privacy has left the building.

If you want a baby shower gift or new dad gift that gets a real laugh, choose something that speaks directly to the adventure ahead.

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